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Slow Nerve Action need new naughty recruit

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The popular porn funk band, Slow Nerve Action may have broken up a good six months ago but it doesn’t mean their passion for the perverted has died.

In fact four members of the band – Chris, Benson, Josh and DJ Buddha – have decided it’s high time those sleazy set lists had a reprieve.

Alas, they’re missing a vital link: the drummer. Crucial for keeping that butt bouncin’ beat thousands of fans have grown to love, the boys are on the hunt for the perfect fit.

The band would like to audition any interested skins slappers who are into songs about long drives and group sex. They should be able to practice (playing music that is) twice a week in Whistler and Vancouver and be ready to tour in the spring of 2004.

If you or someone you know fits the description of "kick-ass funk drummer", the boys from SNA would like to talk to you. E-mail sna@slownerveaction.com

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