"I like to rest my hands in your kangaroo pouch,
it makes them feel comfy like a big soft couch.
And I dont care if the weathers no good,
I say "See you later rain" as I pull up my hood."
Adam Sandler knows. He immortalized the hooded sweatshirt on Saturday Night Live with his aptly titled ditty Red Hooded Sweatshirt. He knows theres nothing better than wearing your favourite hoodie.
Leave the kilts to the Scots, the boardies to the Aussies. In Whistler our national dress is the hoodie the comfiest of all tops, the most reliable piece of clothing in your closet. It never lets you down. It always fits just right. It never needs to be ironed. And if it gets a little dirty, it never really shows it. Where would we be without our favourite hooded sweatshirt?
Thats why its all the more shocking to read a news report out of Great Britain recently linking hoodies, of all things, to bad behaviour, and, dare I say it, sometimes even criminal actions.
Its an absolute affront to my sense of style.
According to a May 31 report from the Globe and Mail, a mall in eastern England has taken a stand against the hoodie, banning it from inside its walls. The ban also extends to baseball caps and "other headgear that obscure the face."
Other public places have jumped aboard the bandwagon and banned hoods too. And Prime Minister Tony Blair is backing it all the way as he worries about rowdy public drunkenness, petty street crime and vandalism among other things.
According to the Globe report, Mr. Blair told the House of Commons,
"It is time to reclaim the streets for the decent majority People are rightly fed up with street-corner and shopping-centre thugs "
It goes on to say:
"A few teens in a group hanging out at the south London mall had hooded shirts but kept their heads uncovered. They said they knew the hoods scared some people, but they insisted they meant no harm and wore them only to keep warm or in style."
Scare people? How could a hoodie scare people, hood up or hood down? Its not the hoodie people are scared of but the hoodlums underneath it. Just as English hoodlums gave football (thats soccer to North Americans) fans a bad name, theyre now giving hoodies a bad rap. Im not happy about it.
The hoodie has become the poster child for bad behaviour, vilified across the land as the root cause of evil. This is the same piece of clothing that made Sandler croon,