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Need to tune your motorcycle or sled? Rev away.
Thinking about getting some new tires for the truck? Then go big. The headlights should be about eye-level for maximum intimidation. Hang the horns of a dead animal on the grill and youll look like the cats ass.
Voices travel at night so always be sure to use phrases like "cats ass" and other foul language in your casual conversation that is if you think "they" can hear you over the sound of your stereo system, which should always be on.
According to bylaws, were not allowed to hang our laundry outdoors, but I dont know anybody whos been busted yet for this infraction. Also, think satellite dishes. The dish doesnt even need to work, it just needs to be an eyesore.
Property values are a fickle thing, and nobody will die if they dont go up for a few years. Lets buy ourselves some time until Whistler finally figures out where they want to put us all.