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It’s another insignificant sex scandal.
A congressman from Florida — how sweet
is that? — sent provocative e-mails to House pages, young boys. His
inappropriate actions were brought to the attention of the Speaker of the
House. Following the well-trodden path of the Catholic Church, nothing was
done. Now, all hell’s about to break loose and the scandal could, quite
possibly, determine the outcome of the midterm elections next month.
It doesn’t matter that the men in charge have
reduced the U.S. to a ghost of its former self. It doesn’t matter that the
ideological misadventure in Iraq has spawned a powerful new breeding ground for
terrorism. It doesn’t matter… well, let’s fact it, nothing of substance matters.
And that is why men are the biggest problem
with mankind. No matter how old we get, no matter how wise we get, no matter
how powerful we get, no matter how rich we get, we never stop thinking with our
dicks. It’s a lot easier and probably more accurate to explain things like the
war in Iraq, conservatism in general, racial, religious and gender intolerance,
the Olympics™, fast cars and big trucks, our general disregard for what is
quickly becoming an environmental disaster, and just about every other ill of
mankind as the result of men thinking with their dicks than it is any other
The solution is obvious. It’s time to step aside boys and let the girls run the world.