"There is a frenzy of activity in the office today as VANOC officials try to put out the latest firestorm over the ski jumping event. And this one has nothing to do with those women ski jumpers who were under the illusion that the IOC had moved into the 21 st Century along with the rest of us.
"This time it's about air space. That's right - air space.
"It turns out that when the provincial government rammed through approval of an independent power project on a river near the ski jumps recently, it inadvertently gave away the rights to the surrounding air space as well.
"My sources tell me ... "
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