ARIES (March 21-April 19): When life gets weird, should you take refuge in decorum and tradition? Should you intensify your commitment to the humdrum? Is it wise to dress more conservatively, act more dignified, and smile more automatically? I say no. When the daily rhythm veers off track into unexpected detours, I say it's prime time to gleefully depart from The Way Things Have Always Been Done. In fact, I advise you to cultivate your rebellious questions and celebrate the unusual impulses that bubble up. They will help you harvest the epiphanies that life's weirdness is tempting you to pursue.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): "When you die," says the Koran, "God will call upon you to account for all the permitted pleasures you did not enjoy while on earth." There's a similar idea in the Talmud: "A person will be called upon to account, on Judgment Day, for all the permitted pleasures he might have enjoyed but did not." This thought should serve as a central theme for you in the coming weeks, Taurus. Don't worry, you won't die for many years. But to activate your highest spiritual potentials in the near future, you must plumb the depths of bliss, joy, amusement, and fun.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Your intentions have been fine, but
you've been a bit off in executing your intentions. It's like you were building
a love nest in a parking garage; as if you've been hosting a dinner party with
fascinating guests at McDonald's; as if you were confessing profound secrets to
a narcissist who wasn't really interested. In other words, Gemini, you have
been doing the right things in the wrong places. But I expect that a lucky
break will soon shove you out of this awkward disjunction, bringing your style
and content into harmony. (P.S. Why not go out and induce that lucky break
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Lishui is a rapidly growing
industrial city in China. With the government's help and blessing, developers
have been transforming rugged farmland into level parcels suitable for
manufacturing facilities. In recent years, engineers have used dynamite and
dump trucks to flatten 108 hills and mountains. The official motto that guides
workers is "Each person does the work of two; two days' work is done in
one." While I don't normally recommend that you engage in such extreme
labors, the coming weeks will be a favorable time to make an exception. You'll
have cosmic forces on your side if you do the work of two as you carry out the
equivalent of demolishing mountains.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The bad news is that Indonesia has the
fastest rate of deforestation on the planet, and is one of the top three
producers of greenhouse gas pollution. The good news is that on November 28,
the people of Indonesia will unleash the most intense orgy of tree-growing in
the history of the world. They're scheduled to plant 79 million saplings in 24
hours. You Leos might also consider undertaking a massive display of fertility
in the next three weeks. Your creative powers will be at a peak; your ability
to coax abundant life out of seeds and sprouts will be extraordinary.