By Rob Brezsny
ARIES (March 21-April 19): "Dear Rob: Could you please tell me how I can get the men I like to remove me from the pedestals they put me on? If something doesn't change soon, I'll have to call down the lightning and obliterate their delusions. Sorry if that sounds violent. It's just that storms start building whenever I feel cramped by demands disguised as love. -Over-Idolized Aries." Dear Over-Idolized: Good news! You've entered a phase that will be favorable for shattering naive projections and unrealistic expectations. You'll also be skilled at escaping neediness that feels like a straitjacket.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): When 46 English scholars completed
their translation of the King James Bible in 1610, Taurus writer William
Shakespeare was 46 years old. In their version of Psalm 46, the 46th word from
the beginning is "shake" and the 46th word from the end is
"spear." Coincidence? I think not. Just as it's no accident that a
minute ago I finished reading Psalm 46, and am now composing your horoscope for
the period that begins February 15, which is the 46th day of the year. As I
write, I'm sitting in a cafe located at 46 Cabrillo Highway in Half Moon Bay,
CA. The people at the table next to me are celebrating their friend's 46th
birthday, and out the window I can see a runway where there's a small plane
with a 46 painted on its side. My conclusion? 46 is your lucky number, Taurus,
and you're about to harvest about 46 tons of eerily delightful synchronicities.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You seem to be suffering, although in an interesting way, from a metaphysical version of jet lag. Maybe it's because you've been stretching your boundaries with such experimental vigor. Or maybe it's because you've been engaging in a form of time-travel, exploring the past and future in your dreams and fantasies. In any case, you can take comfort in the knowledge that the warps and tweaks you're dealing with are the results of your brave choices. Congratulations as well for having churned up the most useful riddles you've had to ponder since you jumped out of your skin last year.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): I expect you'll soon be communing with sore spots and delicate feelings, Cancerian. Allergies may be featured prominently as well--if not the literal kind, then maybe the metaphorical version. People might be extra ticklish, sometimes to the point of irritability. And yet all the squirming will actually be a good sign. It'll mean that one of your most confounding contradictions is close to being resolved. For best results, act decisively at the moment when your vulnerability is most intense.