By Rob Brezsny
ARIES (March 21-April 19): The coming year will be a favorable
time for you to prostrate yourself in prayer on mountaintops, to grunt
ferocious promises into the night wind while standing on rooftops, to dance
yourself into an ecstatic state and then meditate on your life's bottomless
questions, and to make love with funky spiritual grace while flying on a plane.
Catch my drift, Aries? Doing anything that combines heights and depths will put
you in alignment with cosmic rhythms.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): It's possible you'll live for 150
years. Scientific studies on how to outwit the aging process are generating
increasingly compelling data, and so is psychospiritual research into the
attitudes and emotions that encourage longevity. The coming year will be prime
time for you to make yourself aware of these explorations, and to adjust your
lifestyle accordingly. Here are two places to start your investigation: (1) the
article "I'm Going to Live Forever" at http://tinyurl.com/6w4wh; (2)
Fantastic Voyage: Live Long Enough to Live Forever
, by Ray Kurzweil and Terry Grossman at
GEMINI (May 21-June 20):
author Gareth Branwyn defines "obstacle
illusion" as "something that looks like it will be a huge problem,
but turns out not to be." This is your theme for early 2007, Gemini. You
may imagine you'll have to face a lot of resistance to your dreams, when in
fact you won't. You might even gear up for confrontations that don't actually
need to take place. Ironically, though, the willpower and tenacity you summon
while expecting to face difficulties could prove valuable. So maybe it's fine
if at first you don't realize that the obstacles are illusions.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): I predict that you won't punch out
Paris Hilton in a bar in 2007. Nor will you buy your own Lear jet, train to be
a Shaolin Kung Fu monk, or get a clip-on nose ring. Leather chaps? I bet you
won't wear them even once, nor will you sneak into your old high school at
night and spray-paint obscenities on the walls. In the coming year, you might,
on the other hand, get a tattoo of the glyph for infinity. You may obtain a
ceremonial sword and use it in a ritual to symbolically cut away a certain
dead-end fantasy you've been clinging to even though it's no damn good for you.
You could also go on a quest to satisfy your oldest curiosity, and learn a lot
about how to control and learn from your emotions without repressing them.