By Rob Brezsny
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Love isn't as simple as you wish it
would be. On the other hand, it's nowhere near as complicated as you fear it
is. My advice to you is to extinguish any itch you might have to compel love to
serve any agenda at whatsoever. Instead, bow down before it with all the
innocence you can muster, and declare yourself ready to be its humble student
and servant. Celebrate through surrender.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): "Dear StarMan: I want to be a
famous actress like Scarlett Johansson. I know my natural talent is as good as
hers, but I'm not especially beautiful. On one of those 'am I hot or not?'
websites, I was rated 3.2 out of 10. Can you look into my future and see if
I'll ever make it big in Hollywood? And would it help if I got cosmetic
surgery? - Taurus Dreamer." Dear Taurus: It's a favorable time for you
Tauruses to explore ways you might be kidding yourselves about your destiny. So
let me ask you this: Does the dream you articulated express the primal truth
about your purpose here on earth? Or is it a fantasy your ego has fabricated
out of a deluded longing to pursue inappropriate ambitions that won't satisfy
you in the long run? Instead of saying, "I want to be a famous actress,"
try this desire on for size: "I want to be a good actress."
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): When I was in Seattle recently, I was
impressed with the extravagant requests of three seedy-looking homeless guys
downtown. Their cardboard signs made it clear they wanted far more than the
usual alms. "Need cash to buy fuel for my Lear jet," read one.
"Girlfriend needs liposuction—please help defray costs" and
"Desperately need new set of golf clubs for golf date with Donald Trump"
said the other two. Draw inspiration from these cheeky fellows. Dream really,
really big; ask for more than you've dared to before.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Is your schedule too rigid to allow
magic to seep in? Then mutate that schedule, please. Is your brain so crammed
with knowledgeable opinions that no fresh perceptions can crack their way in?
Then flush out some of those opinions. Is your heart so puckered by the stings
of the past that it can't burst forth with any expansive new invitations? Then
unpucker your heart, for God's sake.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Picture a bridge that once upon a time
allowed cars to cross over a river, but that now has nothing but hard dirt and
scrubby bushes beneath it. In other words, the river that once compelled the
building of the bridge has dried up. This is a useful symbol for you.
Metaphorically speaking, you're thinking about erecting a bridge over a barrier
that won't be a barrier much longer. If you wait a while, it won't be necessary
to do all that work.